Tony: Clams are good.
Me: Oysters are better.
Tony: Oysters makes a guy
Tony: Oysters makes a guy horny.
Me: I didn't need to know that...
Tony: lol sorry.
No Hong Chul: If you were a girl, who would you date from BIGBANG?
Seungri: G-Dragon. (Sighs) He is very romantic. I’m his roommate so I see everything. He’s seriously romantic. If he dates someone, he makes a song for the person. One time, he asked me how the song was and I said, oh my god, if this was released in Korea, it’s going to be huge deal and it would make a lot of money. But… since it’s for the woman he loves, it’s only for her and gives up that money/fame from that song.
Party Like it's 1999
dappledthings21: If you played with Barbies, Polly Pockets, Beanie Babies, Tamagotchi, Slip N’ Slide, And Satan Furbies, Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman, Collected and traded Pokemon cards, Wrote with Gel Pens, Wore butterfly clips, And Snap Bracelets, And remember watching...
Teacher: Can drugs be positive?
Girl: YEAH, CAUSE YOU CAN FIND JESUS!!!
the93044: Privacy →
jayfromla: People who talk about their relationships on the Internet to audiences of hundreds or thousands of people are essentially asking for these relationships to fail. When you: a) talk about every detail of every frustration, argument, or conflict that you two have b) gush about…